my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
(Source: mechapuppy, via inthewinterigrowantlers)
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like
BABIES ARE SO CREEPY PREGNANCY IS THE CREEPIEST CONCEPT EVER WHAT IS APPEALING ABOUT GROWING A SMALL WRINKLY ALIEN INSIDE YOU TO FEED OFF YOUR LIFE FORCES UNTIL IT TEARS ITS WAY PAINFULLY OUT OF YOUR BODY TO CONTINUE TO FEED OFF YOUR EMOTIONAL AND FINANCIAL LIFE FORCES FOR THE NEXT ~18 YEARS
thank you for finally saying it.
(Source: animeteen, via silverbrontide)